http://beastape.wordpress.com/2008/07/30/to-kill-a-flea-originally-published-5-25-08/ part man, part monkey Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:52:37 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 http://beastape.wordpress.com/2008/07/30/to-kill-a-flea-originally-published-5-25-08/#comment-79 Don Sun, 05 Oct 2008 07:47:19 +0000 http://beastape.wordpress.com/?p=35#comment-79 You're right....but crazy. They require companionship, a host. And, although resilient they may be, they can be a tormenting parasite to a valid host. I am a human, natural host to a parasite such as the flea. And for some reason they are naturally attracted to me. Therefore, I HATE fleas. They ARE my ENEMY (#1 right now). Feeding off me to reproduce and create new life and parasitism in the place where I live. I WILL rid you fleas. You have only experienced my 1st round of wrath! I kill fleas by drowning. I pick them off my sock and place them in a 16 oz glass of water. By the time they are 10 oz down their legs stop kicking. I think the next one I catch I will waterboard. Just wait til he drifts downward in the glass exactly 9 oz. and they bring him back to the surface and revive him and continue. And then set him free to tell his flea friends that it's time to pack up and move out. That's right. You’re right….but crazy. They require companionship, a host. And, although resilient they may be, they can be a tormenting parasite to a valid host. I am a human, natural host to a parasite such as the flea. And for some reason they are naturally attracted to me. Therefore, I HATE fleas. They ARE my ENEMY (#1 right now). Feeding off me to reproduce and create new life and parasitism in the place where I live. I WILL rid you fleas. You have only experienced my 1st round of wrath! I kill fleas by drowning. I pick them off my sock and place them in a 16 oz glass of water. By the time they are 10 oz down their legs stop kicking. I think the next one I catch I will waterboard. Just wait til he drifts downward in the glass exactly 9 oz. and they bring him back to the surface and revive him and continue. And then set him free to tell his flea friends that it’s time to pack up and move out. That’s right.

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